A Right Royal Stain

Like Juan Carlos of Spain

Andy's a right royal stain.

Will he fly far away

Miles  from the US and UK?

He has been a right royal pain

So is he off soon to Bahrain?

At Windsor he'll not show his face

This prodigal is now in disgrace.

Will the future be bleak, who can tell?

Andy living in his own little hell.

No peace with a wife,

But trouble and strife.

It's all of his making,

For all he's been taking.

It's time to repent 

for the times so misspent.